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Windex by triadix November 7, 2019
the house hold ant killer, that help jellyfish stings,and also cleans windows.
hand me the windex to kill these little fuckers
Windex by ?¿ December 28, 2005
1) Commercial glass and surface cleaner with ammonia.
2) A mixture of pale-blue Gatorade and Everclear.
1) Yo, I sneezed all over the mirror, get the windex.

2) Damn, I got so hammered on windex last night that I booted on my roommate's flip-and-fuck.
Windex by xargque April 17, 2006
Used to insult a bald person.
Hey man, do you use Windex? I can see myself in your forehead.
Windex by HoneyBunny October 21, 2004
1. A cleaning liquid that you spray on glass and people.
2. A perverted internet user
1. Windex! Beyond the blue bottle!
2. Windex is disgusting. He keeps trying to cyberfuck me.
windex by Windex December 11, 2004
An ammonia and water based cleaning solution that sure is fun to smell!
Mom: The windows look marvelous, Suzy!
Suzy: EHehEheEehEHhehe!11 PWNED BIHC1
windex by Alphatard March 6, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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