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"you are so TD, you can't sing a note in tune!"
[TD] by Gaysh's creator February 2, 2009
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Are you going to the game td?
Yeah r u?
Td by FriedJujuBean December 7, 2020
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(Noun)

The guy when you first meet them, they’re the most perfect guy. His humor, his looks, his smile...just so charming and attractive. Like most people, dirty minded but good at timing his jokes, and isn’t that one perverted guy who screams, ‘that’s what she said’, or blurts out every dirty thought that comes to his mind. He also has the most heartwarming smile and laugh you’ve ever seen/heard. Has the ability to make the most depressing situation or stale conversation into a hilarious one, and is pretty honest. Not one of those fake people who agrees or goes along with what everybody else says. Thinks he isn’t popular but is, always has a group of friends around him and is athletic. (Basically a whole godamn package). Gives the most impressive compliments, makes a girl feel special just by joking and talking.
You give the most amazing compliments, TD.
TD by Akjfpajfs April 26, 2020
TD means TRUE DAT, which means "true that," meaning the fact is true. It is an expression used in everyday lingo in San Francisco, Walnut Creek, Marin, and Redwood City. It's the new "ooh kill em."
Example 1:

Natasha: that boy is soooo hot!

Tiffany: TD, I'm so D for the D!

Example 2:

Brian: yo I wanna get on dat ass!

Dylan: real talk! TD dude, we should tap that doe
TD by theTDtruthkoolkats September 25, 2013
Abbreviation for touchdown in the game of American football. Scored when a player carrying the ball crosses into the end zone or catches a pass while in the end zone of the opposing team. Worth 6 points on the scoreboard.
"He threw 3 TD passes in first game of the season."

"They have already scored a TD on us."

"I can't believe I missed that pass, it would have been a TD for sure if I caught it."
td by IceWarm November 21, 2004
That party was td last night.
td by Zakthedragonslayer March 14, 2019
this dick
TD by MalykiJ44 October 27, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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