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PPP by Jay August 11, 2003
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Pretty Pink Pussy
What guy doesn't like to lick a girls PPP until she cums?
I like a girl with a nice & tight PPP...
PPP by Mr_MSM November 28, 2018
Pussy Pleasing Pansy!

A beta male who would go to any extent to gain a woman's approval. A typical characteristic of men with serious mommy issues, and latent insecurities. These men generally are the masters of Tongue Twister, and believe in endlessly long foreplay's.
Tim: What has this world come to, men running behind women, being manipulated by their tits and booties into doing anything.
Joe: Yeah bro, it's fuckin sad isn't it, remember the good old days when sex was just a means to boost a men's confidence before going into a battle, but nowadays most men are nothing but PPP's trying to just gratify bitches.
PPP by InstantDeath! October 10, 2014
An acronym for "Piss poor planning."

Although obscure now, it was widely used by teenagers in the '60's and '70's as a way of recognizing the utter stupidity of a poorly thought out plan. It seemed to have a large following in Vermont and the rest of New England, although did not gain popularity with the rest of the United States.
Jen: What do you mean, we're out of gas? You said it was only an hour away!

Amanda: I said it was ABOUT an hour away. 120 minutes? Same difference, right?

Tim: Bad news. The map we have only covers the rest of the state.

Jen: You people are idiots.

Tim: PPP, dude.
PPP by SundayKnox February 23, 2011
Someone is a Gigachad chick-magnet GOAT at everything. Best person to ever live. Literally a GOD among men. Based, rad chad mad sad lad. Most handsome man EVER to live on planet earth, billions of years in evolution all lead up to the birth of ppp. PPP also stands for Perfect Pging Psycho. Also THE GAME. All the dinosaurs sadly drowned after taking one look at ppp's immense drip. God himself prays to ppp every day. Ppp congratulated his parents when they "gave" birth to him.
Woman 1: Bruh ppp is so handsome I wish I could marry him I hope he has all my 10000000 children and 1000000000000000 grandchildren!!!!!
Woman 2: No he's mine you can't have him!!
ppp by Dawn/ppp August 31, 2021
Hirsuties papillaris genitalis (more commonly referred to as "pearly penile papules", or PPP) is a harmless clinical skin condition of the male genital organs.
>OMG WTF ARE THOSE BUMPS ON YOUR DICK?!?1?/1/!1111???ONE

>Oh nothing harmful at all thats just my PPP.
PPP by GerlachHacks March 25, 2008
Who wants to join the PPP (Peppa Pig Purgatory) kids?
PPP by pbarn1 October 3, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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