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Pretty Pink Pussy
What guy doesn't like to lick a girls PPP until she cums?
I like a girl with a nice & tight PPP...
PPP by Mr_MSM November 28, 2018
Pussy Pleasing Pansy!

A beta male who would go to any extent to gain a woman's approval. A typical characteristic of men with serious mommy issues, and latent insecurities. These men generally are the masters of Tongue Twister, and believe in endlessly long foreplay's.
Tim: What has this world come to, men running behind women, being manipulated by their tits and booties into doing anything.
Joe: Yeah bro, it's fuckin sad isn't it, remember the good old days when sex was just a means to boost a men's confidence before going into a battle, but nowadays most men are nothing but PPP's trying to just gratify bitches.
PPP by InstantDeath! October 10, 2014
An acronym for "Piss poor planning."

Although obscure now, it was widely used by teenagers in the '60's and '70's as a way of recognizing the utter stupidity of a poorly thought out plan. It seemed to have a large following in Vermont and the rest of New England, although did not gain popularity with the rest of the United States.
Jen: What do you mean, we're out of gas? You said it was only an hour away!

Amanda: I said it was ABOUT an hour away. 120 minutes? Same difference, right?

Tim: Bad news. The map we have only covers the rest of the state.

Jen: You people are idiots.

Tim: PPP, dude.
PPP by SundayKnox February 23, 2011
Someone is a Gigachad chick-magnet GOAT at everything. Best person to ever live. Literally a GOD among men. Based, rad chad mad sad lad. Most handsome man EVER to live on planet earth, billions of years in evolution all lead up to the birth of ppp. PPP also stands for Perfect Pging Psycho. Also THE GAME. All the dinosaurs sadly drowned after taking one look at ppp's immense drip. God himself prays to ppp every day. Ppp congratulated his parents when they "gave" birth to him.
Woman 1: Bruh ppp is so handsome I wish I could marry him I hope he has all my 10000000 children and 1000000000000000 grandchildren!!!!!
Woman 2: No he's mine you can't have him!!
ppp by Dawn/ppp August 31, 2021
Hirsuties papillaris genitalis (more commonly referred to as "pearly penile papules", or PPP) is a harmless clinical skin condition of the male genital organs.
>OMG WTF ARE THOSE BUMPS ON YOUR DICK?!?1?/1/!1111???ONE

>Oh nothing harmful at all thats just my PPP.
PPP by GerlachHacks March 25, 2008
Who wants to join the PPP (Peppa Pig Purgatory) kids?
PPP by pbarn1 October 3, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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