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PPPP stands for: Piss Poor Planning & Performance.

That means a person is reckless, haphazard, negligent and ignorant on purpose because he does stupid shit that causes major problems due to not thinking things through, learning from mistakes or even giving a flying fuck.
"Everything my ex did showed his style of PPP&P., I said mentioning how my ex got drunk, was violent and got thrown in jail...again. And, how he guesstimated shit wasting money and time ( 5 back-to-back trips to the hardware store) just to end up racing to the Emergency because he didn't think about how winging-it on a repair would end with him slicing off a chunk of his hand )(gushing blood) while he was home alone with his newborn. And, that he would end up leaving blood-spattered everywhere with no indication of what happened . And, that driving while gushing blood would result in him walking into the emergency room, lugging his baby, then passing out in the lobby before giving his name and information. Wtf?
PPP&P by blossombaby December 2, 2021

Ppp]pp]pppp]]pp]]p]pp00⁰da 

When your taxi gets into an accident while you were typing so your text goes out like this. Can be used in place of SOS.
Person: My friend was chatting with me and then he suddenly sent Ppp]pp]pppp]]pp]]p]pp00⁰da. I quickly called towing services for him.

PPP or Triple P 

Pre-Party Poop. When you drop a deuce before a party to get your stomach ready for some boozin'. Also good becasue no one wants to shit at a party where there are a bunch of girls.
1. Man I'm glad i took that Triple P
2. Damn Dude, I should of dropped a Triple P.
PPP or Triple P by Tom Ho December 26, 2003

PPP PUSSY'O

PPP PUSSY'O is normally used by a roadman to scare people, it is ussually used when your in a knife fight or a gun fight or just robbing a harmless old woman. If you here this you got 3 options

. Run
.Face the cunt
.Finger his ass
Wannabe roadman: PPP PUSSY'O GIMME UR POCKETS
Strong year 7 in disguise: Nah *fingers his ass*
Wannabe roadman: *gets his butter knife shank out and tries stab the year 7*
Strong year 7 in disguise: *picks a pole up and shoves it up his ass*
Wannabe roadman: *Retreats to the opp block*

PPP party 

A party consisting of pop, pizza, and parents.
-How was the party last night?
-It was a PPP party to the extreme.
PPP party by mike mcp September 15, 2007

PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional) 

Very common in academics, students should adhere to this idealistic acronym "PPP" or Pretty, Proper, and Professional, which is an ideology or method to consider when submitting work, especially papers or projects. This acronym is not limited to academics, as it can be applied to other facets of life such as work, personal mottos, and more.
Professor: Make sure your project is PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)!
Student: Ok.. My project will be P cubed, you got it.
Professor: Excellent, I look forward to seeing it!

Person 1: My life motto is to be PPP when in doubt.
Person 2: Not a bad life motto.
Person 1: Ikr....

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro) 

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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