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Abbreviation for methamphetamine. A great alternative to sleeping, eating, showering and sanity. Can also cause user to feel the need to take shit apart for no good reason and they may also have hallucinations (aka shadow people). Also causes an increased desire for sex or extremely long masturbation sessions if sex is unavailable.
Hey would you like to go grab some lunch?

No thanks I just smoked a bowl of meth, so I'm gonna go jerk off for a while.
Meth by Wasuntme March 14, 2014
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Abbreviation for the word Methamphetamine. A powerful stimulant, Meth affects the Dopamine Receptors in your brain, boosting dopamine units to 1500, over seven times more than ejaculation(meth scientifically feels better than nutting lmao). Use of the Substance is usually noted by dilated pupils, erratic behavior, irritability, paranoia, euphoria, strange speaking patterns, lack of attention span, etc. Affects of the substance include intense euphoria, anxiety relief, increased empathy, and more. It should be noted that the affects a substance will have on you are unique to you alone, for drugs like weed, the range of affects are limited enough that there is a lot of overlap in experience, but for drugs like meth, the range of affects and interactions is so high that it is possible for two people to feel two completely different things from the same dose of meth, from the same batch. Side affects can include addiction, paranoia, insomnia, lack of sleep, weight loss, irritability, soreness, hallucinations, withdrawal and more.

As a former user, I beg of you, please do not use this substance. I won’t tell you that you’ll be hooked immediately, hell, you might not even like it. But the risk is too big, and no matter how good it will make you feel, it won’t be enough to make up for it tearing apart your life if you let it. I’ve met many people who can control their addiction, but I’ve met 20x that who couldn’t. No matter what, be safe, and remember: never trust a tweaker
“Yo bro, you wanna hit this?”

“What is it?”

“Meth.”

“...”

“....”

“....”
“So, you wanna hit it?”

“Only thing I’m bout hit is you, dumbass, put that shit down and take this dab. Give me that torch.”
Meth by Goddamnimtiredofthisshit November 30, 2020
An abbreviation for methamphetamine, a drug that stimulates the central nervous system by causing it to release more dopamine, a neurotransmitter that gives someone a feeling of satisfaction.
Meth is a dangerous drug and should not be used by anyone.
meth by Lucifer July 11, 2003
a horrible drug that ruins lives, breaks up families, and does considerable damage to one's looks (its true, look at the before and after pictures). All the people who write definitions promoting it have no idea, and will be o-so-happy when all of their teeth fall out :)
Twack job #1: Hey lets go snort some meth!
Twack job #2: Yea, then we can go sell your 7 year old daughter and buy some more!
meth by Kaydeeeeeee July 20, 2006
what your mom does in the other room
Yo dud, want some meth

no hell no nigga im the police

*pew pew*
Meth by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018
its math but pronounced by someone who's first language is not english
kid: i hate meth
english teacher: ummmm ok
meth by eugenia clownlee January 7, 2021
An abbreviation for methamphetamine, a drug that stimulates the central nervous system by causing it to release more dopamine, a neurotransmitter that gives someone a feeling of satisfaction.
Meth is a dangerous drug and should never be used.
meth by Young Trubz July 26, 2005
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