ummmm

a pause while in the persons mind they try to create a lie to keep the other lies hidden up and not to get punished. eventually if their lie checks out they are living on a web of lies that eventually someone black mails them or it breaks and they are in a ton of trouble.

"what are you doing here?" "ummmmmm playing?"

by strongopinions July 16, 2014

Ummmm

A noise of uncertainty

person 1: whatcha doing
person 2: ummmmmm nothing
person 1: no really whatcha doing
person 2: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by howisapseudonymahandle December 15, 2021

ummmm no

Fuck no

Do you want to meet my parents today? Ummmm no

by Kellogg11 April 4, 2016

Ummmm

What people text you when they are either confused or they think you’re weird.

Kid 1- “I just kissed Bob!”
Kid 2-“Ummmm. Bob is SO ugly, why would you kiss him?”
Kid 1-“.....”

by TrendySis March 1, 2019

ummmm

tru

ummmm i fucking hate faggots.

by dieo April 14, 2023

Ummmm

According to omer it means your girls soaking wet

As stated Omer when sending a shirtless top to a girl she replies ummmm. He thinks it means she’s wet asf drippin

by Adzkebab August 22, 2023