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When you receive a text from someone, see it, and completely ignore it for a very, very long time.
Ohhhh, you just got karissa`d !
Karissa`d by MattyMooo November 30, 2016
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karissa duncan

A lovely girl, she has a channel with her boyfriend Nate garner they post vlogs almost every single day and they also do prank on each other. She has an incredible laugh and smile that will make your day brighter
Me: Do you know karissa duncan
Friend: no why
Me: go search nate garner right now on youtube and watch their videos, thank me later
karissa duncan by Mari_ceba July 26, 2019

Dirty Karissa 

When a girl rides a mans face backwards until she ejaculates. During ejaculation she farts ,then lights it creating a flamethrower and extinguisher at once.
Tom: Man, you look rough. What happened last night?

John: Ugh, that girl from the party gave me a dirty karissa
Dirty Karissa by Tunaass June 10, 2020

Dirty Karisma

She is a freaky girl who fucks boys and girls and makes them cum in a jar. She keeps it and gives it to homosexual couples who can’t have kids.
That new girl Samantha is a real dirty Karisma.
Dirty Karisma by Chino963369 November 22, 2021

Dirty Karisma

She is a freaky girl who fucks boys and girls and makes them cum in a jar. She then gives it to homosexual couples who can’t have kids. If they don’t cum in the jar she cuts of the boys penis or the girls nipples off. She then makes dildos with the forskin of the balls.
That new girl is a real dirty Karisma.
Dirty Karisma by Chino963369 November 22, 2021
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