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A beautiful young woman from the "Pizarro" blood-line. She is strong, intelligent, funny, loveable, athletic, musically talented, has a great sense of fashion, perfect physical attributes, fearless, successful, driven and flat out one bad mother-fucker that no one will fuck with.
1.Any decent parent with even a small amount of common sense will want their little girl to grow up to be a Korissa.

2. That girl is a dime but she sure as hell ain't no Korissa!!!
Korissa by D.Pizarro December 26, 2010
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The most amazing and beautiful girl u will ever meet! She is shy n never talks but when u see her she always has a smile on her face, you can't help but love her! She a has an amazingly beautiful face, body, smile and personality she is the almost too perfect!
Me:Korissa I love u baby girl ur the best n ur my whole world!😘❤️
Korissa by Cb&Km10815 December 18, 2015
The most beautiful girl a homeboy can have. Refers to a stud muffin of a babe which gives the greatest birthday presents and makes amazing pasta, totally spur of the moment!
Man, you're such a Kerissa!
Kerissa by Diego Dancer April 22, 2011
A tall, gorgeous girl who can capture the eyes of any man who walks her way. She is hilarious and is constantly cracking jokes, a reason why most guys adore her. Although she has such amazing qualities, she is not loved by everyone, particularily most females. This is because girls often get jealous because Krissa tends to steal the spotlight & gets a lot of attention from guys.
"Wow did you see Krissa come into school this morning? I swear it was just all eyes on her man! She's insanely hot!"
krissa by Jessicaaaaaaaaaaaa March 6, 2013
The greatest person you will ever meet!!!....She is totally AWESOME....Guys want her and girls want to be her!!!... She is a very outgoing person and she is a friend to everyone..She has the best personality and she's always fun to be around...She is beautiful, a total hotty, really cute, and drop dead sexy....She always smells great and she looks like an angel....She's also the greatest kisser ever!!!....There is so much awesome stuff about this girl that it wont fit in one definition...lolz
James: "Oh my gosh!!! Who's that girl??"
Matthew: "Is she the hotty with the brown eyes nd black hair??"
James: "Yea!!"
Matthew: "It's Karissa"
James: "How do u kno??.. You didn't even look!!"
Matthew: "Trust me...I know its her.. ;).."
Karissa by Matt8 October 27, 2011

[Kerissa] 

[Kerissa] by kerissa June 29, 2008
She is a beautiful girl from inside and out who can always light up your day. Caring and nice. Super funny and awkward at times, but she is the sweetest. You wouldn't be able to find her anywhere. She's one of a kind, if you have her, your lucky.
Look at Kurissa, too bad I don't have her.
kurissa by THIS.GIRL January 7, 2017
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