[John Thomas] 

Penis, Slong, Cock

Also referring to homosexual males

Did you see that johnny t on that guy?

How many John Thomas' have you sucked?

That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.

[John Thomas] by LVN702 October 16, 2008

John Thomas 

The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.

Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'

John Thomas by Karl-Artur Haag August 28, 2005

john thomas 

male organ (mostly used in England)

let me introduce you to John Thomas

john thomas by john cresswell July 16, 2008

john thomas 

a soft pretzel, or penis

one jizzy johnny t, please!!
one jizzy john thomas

john thomas by rainy night September 30, 2007

John Thomas 

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”

“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

John Thomas by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018

John Thomas 

1)Possibly the sexiest man on Earth. He possesses great wealth and power. Despite many other definitions, it does not represent male genatalia.

2)Great athlete. A person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. Also very intelligent.

1) Look at that John Thomas strutting his stuff at the club. Neva seen moves that fresh.

2) John Thomas sure is a good football player. Almost as if he's on steroids.

John Thomas by Redbananaflame909090 December 25, 2013

John Thomas 

Fuckboy

Don't be such a John Thomas

John Thomas by Idontcare__ December 4, 2014