Slong

Like, something you have always dreamed of and never knew it. Period. Words can't describe.

That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

Slong

A development of the term "schlong," or larger than average penis.

"Man, did you see that guys slong? I'm so jealous..."

by Danny F September 17, 2008

Slong

A massive penis

Ramsey: "Who's that?"
Richard: "Thats Amit."
Ramsey: "Oh, the one with the slong!"

by i<3amit February 7, 2010

Slong

A penis that is absolutely massive

That slong is huge

by SlongSucker June 2, 2020

Slong

Super long

The tower is slong.

by Yokoballer13 June 19, 2018

Slong

A slong is a warm friend you can snuggle up to.

Leah didn't have a giant plush dragon, so she went off to find her slong instead.

by Invidia Tempestarii April 14, 2007

Slong

A males penis which is long but skinny, the opposite of a chode.

Lisa: Sharon never had sex with Thomas! He has a slong!

Sharon: Well at least you don't have to have sex with Ashton, he has a chode.

by Hater of Emos July 4, 2014