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when a girl/s suspect a totally innocent guy with normal sexual drives, who appreciates women's beauty of being a pervert

-he totally checked out my butt that perv
-you have hornophobia, he just appreciates how nice you look in these pants.You totaly checked him out too.

hornophobia by kunefa September 25, 2005

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hornophobia

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn

Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.

hornophobia by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

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hornophobia

A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe

"Why did leila freak out when that couple started making out?" "She appears to be suffering from hornophobia"

hornophobia by Demoteus September 24, 2005

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hornophobia

hornophobia,n.
1: What the rr fundies suffer from resulting in their unnatuiral just say no to sex bs.
2: What results from seeing a pic of ann coulter naked.

The fundies are so frightened of the natural human sexual response that, it's clear they suffer from hornophobia.

hornophobia by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 25, 2005

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Hornophobia

The Disliking or hate of the hornies

this can also be applied to Asexuality

Its neat how some of my homies have hornophobia like me.

Hornophobia by GeoMakesWordsUp January 8, 2021

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Hornophobia

Hornophobia is fear of the culture of the Horn of Africa

they got hornophobia

Hornophobia by Bobbystrurrew September 24, 2023

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homophobia

an inconvenience towards a gay person

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.

homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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