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[Gumped] 

When you have pre-mature ejaculation during sexual intercourse and the woman is saying.....WTF!!
Gumped He gumped her because she was too fine.
[Gumped] by Cougar Licious May 16, 2018
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When a coven of scorned bitches team up and some have been dumped and some have been ghosted they become under the social criteria of ‘Gumped’ #girlpower
Sick of me life Tom Armstrong has went and give me the herpes then dumped me” said Gertrude
“Nightmare I’ve been pure ghosted to fuck by Leonard
“Oh well, I guess that makes us gumped!!
Gumped by Gumped and herped up January 20, 2020
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To be under the influence of marijuanna.
I was so gumped last night I ate four hot pockets, a package of bagel bites, and two double cheese burgers.
Gumped by Scott D. Smith February 16, 2006
social rejection, cast away due to lack of coolness
hank's rep is gumped because he hangs out with tom, and tom is a nerdy dipstich.

"i just got gumped by a buncha peens"
gumped by tylesburg April 12, 2008
A photograph that has been altered, usually by the insertion of persons or objects not present in the original. By analogy, similar alterations applied to other media. "gumped" is derived from the movie "Forrest Gump" which featured historical footage into which the title character was digitally inserted.
That gumped photo of W. huffing nitrous oxide was a gas.
gumped by DamonDusk November 22, 2010
Being hurt in the behind, normally while running.
"I was paintballing the other day and as I was changing positions I was gumped"
Gumped by Anton Biscuit November 14, 2016
Person who’s mother smoked too much weed or drank too much homade liquor while he was in the womb, and the person ended up born a complete moron like the title character in Forrest Gump. An insult used against someone.
Guy : Man, there’s something seriously wrong with that boy.
Girl: Leave him alone his mother smoked tons of weed while he was on the way. It’s not his fault he’s Gumped
gumped by banky123 July 20, 2006
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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