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Cristiano is the GOAT
Basic football knowledge is required to learn that Ronaldo is the football GOAT (and NOT the Ghost of Eibar aka Pessi)

GOAT by RationalFootballFan from Chile September 19, 2023

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goat

Greatest
Of
All
Time

(like tight, the best)

Those shoes are G.o.a.t.

goat by Joi January 5, 2004

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Goat

An unreal person thats just the best. The greatest of all time (Joan Hornung)

Joan Hornung gave us money for booze and ice cream! She's the goat.

Goat by JoanHornungFan March 13, 2022

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Goat

An acronym for Greatest Of All Time

Woah, that goat is the GOAT

Goat by PicoDeGalileo August 31, 2016

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Goat

A fucking goat.

Hey I heard you got a goat.

Goat by Aesthetically Unpleasing September 2, 2016

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Goat

Majestic creatures that bring death and goodluck

Look a Goat :1 year of good luck bestowed upon you

Goat by Geja24 September 30, 2019

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goat

great, awesome, unbelievable, spectacular, amazing at what they do. Used more freely now than just the Greatest Of All Time.

Takeoff is the goat. (even though this can be clearly disputed although he is extremely good at what he does but not necessarily the Greatest Of All Time)

goat by Goldberg10 October 11, 2017

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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