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Dude get a magnifying glass and come check out this ants figger.
Figger by HunnyBunchesofOats November 25, 2010
The ability to arrive at simple facts by the means of simple observations and a little life experience.
From your vocabulary, it is obvious why you can't figger out what figger means.
figger by The Original Figgerer October 4, 2007
1.) A person of Finnish origin, who denies their heritage, and acts as if they were from an American black ghetto.

2.) Alternative spelling for the word "figure".
1.) "Damn, he's one sad figger right there."

2.) "Go figger."
figger by Che February 27, 2004
A person who is a faggot and a nigger.
dude that guys a fag and and a nigger ill call him figger
figger by Jonny kkk December 23, 2006
a word that is supposed to convery prejeducism,racism and descrimination, many like other words, which has no meaning or value what so ever. It is made up by stupid retards on urbandictionary and is hardly ever used. Usually made up like this. ____(the first letter of the race or culture of an individual) igger.
Guy: Hey figger stop touching me.
Random Guy: What the fuck is a migger, you stupid white child did you make that shit up?
victim: ...
Me: *Nods at random guy* yeah..
figger by Bubba_The_Retard November 2, 2006
The phonetic spelling of the word figure when miss-pronounced by an individual. It's like Tigger from Winnie The Pooh only with a "F"...Figger. One crazy f-ed up (yet kinda cute) way to say the word and refers to a number or set of numbers (Figgers). The term is believed to have originated in the halls of MFRI sometime around the start of the 21st century.
OMG, these figgers are impossible to reconcile when I don't have the necessary detail. or

Jim won't let me make journal entries without his permission because it messes up his figgers. or

I can't seem to get this cash flow figger to tie out, maybe I should ask Jenny to help me.
Figger by scratch911 June 28, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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