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And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.
Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.
by Canadian Booze Hound March 30, 2009
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The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
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My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 16, 2010
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The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
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Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
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Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!
Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!
by Derek214 May 31, 2006
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Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster November 12, 2003
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