[Beer] 

And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.

Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.

[Beer] by Canadian Booze Hound March 30, 2009

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

Beer by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

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My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water

Beer by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 16, 2010

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The cause of and solution to all life's problems!

-via Homer J. Simpson

beer by Lugermeister June 14, 2004

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Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

beer by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003

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Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!

Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!

beer by Derek214 May 31, 2006

BEER

Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!

- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!

BEER by BeerMaster November 12, 2003