2

It is fucking 2

I have 2 balls

2 by 69420 gang December 14, 2019

2

the middle of 1 and 3.

me: "you know why 2 is so great?"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"

2 by groucho max December 20, 2008

*2 

When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.

John, my phone is not working.
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"

*2 by snockerbocker July 31, 2009

2

The word that my 8th grade ELA teacher says awfully petite for some reason when she does a silent countdown.

"Silent in 5, 4, 3, ²!, 1"

2

2 by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

-2

A number used to describe a woman who's looks fail the general 1-10 test.

In addition: A woman labeled a -2 more than likely is packing a ball sack which has the ability to retract away inside the body.

"On a scale of 1 to 10... -2"

-2 by SteveTheBoxMan November 3, 2009

2! 

2! means "hi" in Vietnamese.

A: 2!
B: Hello!

2! by thuytien2312 August 20, 2010

2

The greatest number of all time because it is:

the only even prime number
the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero)
the atomic number of helium
the number of genders there are
the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have
the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign
the number of useful things on a pencil
the number of doors on a refrigerator
the number of good rap songs there are
the number of d's in DnD
the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder
the number of legs on an unstable table
the number of times you need to change your underwear every year
a reasonable amount of cookies to eat
the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!)
the number of things that a spork is a fusion of
the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese
the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes
the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers"
the number that Paris Hilton can count to

AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
2's greatness doesn't end here though...
look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!

Guy 1:What's your favorite number?
Guy 2: I dunno...6?
Guy 1: ...you better be kidding

2 by 2isthegreatestnumber January 16, 2010