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the best twitter user to ever step foot on twitter, he is the greatest of all time. literally the best.
yo that @painyal guy is mad sexy his name is danyal or something
@painyal by COCK DICK COCK PENIS October 5, 2020
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Anal sex that hurts really bad (or good if she's a masochist).
Chocolate Thundar here is ready for some painal.
painal by billy7583 August 30, 2006
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The act of a penis or suitable proxy being delivered to the anus with such vigor as to cause immense pain.
Max and Luke decided that the only way to properly end their boys' night out was with an intimate bout of painal.
painal by Joe_Not-so-cool April 21, 2014
Painal is simply and abbreviation for "painful anal" and may have an added description of being something the girl may like or at least enjoy because her guy enjoys it. There are sites on the internet that specialize in painal such as sinnistar.
He did not realize his wife enjoyed painal. He knew the anal sex was painful for her but didn't realize someone could enjoy painful anal sex.
painal by Sickporn July 15, 2016
Some regarded as ugly.
'She is seriously painfal'
Painfal by ChippyWhip October 18, 2008

Painal Rape 

An urban fusion of the terms "pure", "anal", "painful" and "rape" in order to create a word that encompasses the meanings of all four latter terms.
I painaly raped that test.
That test was painal rape.
Painal Rape by Camel-toes March 23, 2010

Painball 

A locally derived game in southern Oregon using a pool table in an unorthodox fashion. Two gladiators pick a side of the table to defend (the two pockets at opposing ends of the table) while holding either the cue ball or 8ball (black team/white team) with one hand and try to knock the rest of the balls into the opponent's pockets using the controlling ball (or your knuckles if you're lucky enough to get them smashed between your ball and another). The game is very similar to airhocky (except for people who can't afford an airhocky table yet have a pool table they can't pawn off for something as cool as airhocky). There is no changing hands and the first person to let go of their ball (even for a second) or pockets the least balls loses.
"Wanna play some Painball?" "Fuck no."
Painball by Know Baudie January 2, 2009
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