Painfal

Some regarded as ugly.

'She is seriously painfal'

by ChippyWhip October 18, 2008

Painful Debbie

The act of getting a painful hand job by a muscular woman.

Dude why are you walking funny? I got a Painful Debbie last night.

by jizzking October 5, 2012

painfull

The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.

Food baby is optional

In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option

Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.

Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.

Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.

by Billy Billster July 15, 2010

Painful Boner

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long

Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.

by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013

painal

Anal sex that hurts really bad (or good if she's a masochist).

Chocolate Thundar here is ready for some painal.

by billy7583 August 30, 2006

painal

The act of a penis or suitable proxy being delivered to the anus with such vigor as to cause immense pain.

Max and Luke decided that the only way to properly end their boys' night out was with an intimate bout of painal.

by Joe_Not-so-cool April 21, 2014

Painfully Average

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.

I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.

by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014