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@ .keston 

A sexy MF who knows they are sexy😩. A really good chef😣 Loves Milfs, kissing them, and giving tips on how to kiss them. Also likes DaBaby. Annoying Af but okayish🙏😍
Friend A: I look goooood today
Friend B: Yeah but not as good as @ .keston
@ .keston by Littlegabibraun March 21, 2021
Words you can keep
an amazing boy, with incredible musical talent, big heart, and a hot bod.
"he's a total keston."

"he was good, but nothing compared to keston."
Keston by littlemermaid October 17, 2008
Related Words
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Keston is a youtuber who is possibly one of the unnoticed kid youtubers.
Have you heard of KESTON, the cousin of RAYKAM
Cattlefarmer, Stacks 500 bails everyday, Apart of the 4 h club, He has more right then you
"I Stacked 500 bails over the weekend" "Shut up keston kys"
Keston by akshjjlvwlbsnjl April 5, 2022
Keston is single guy with bad taste I women. Keston’s do very poorly in academics.
Keston is a fun person to be around
Keston by Hdjzk sbdhckms December 8, 2021
A sexy MF who knows he is. A very good cook😟 and likes green candy. Very cool and very fun to talk to on Tiktok
Friend A: I look good today
Friend B: Not as @ .keston
.keston by Littlegabibraun March 21, 2021
The stabbing of someone using a pencil as the weapon.
"I'm going to sue you for kestoning me!"
Keston by anonymous December 8, 2021
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