the middle of 1 and 3.
me: "you know why 2 is so great?"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"
by groucho max December 20, 2008
Get the 2 mug.When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.
John, my phone is not working.
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"
by snockerbocker July 31, 2009
Get the *2 mug.The word that my 8th grade ELA teacher says awfully petite for some reason when she does a silent countdown.
by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023
Get the 2 mug.-noun.
1) Used to refer to a woman's acquisition of fake mammory glands, which are at least 2 cup sizes larger than the cup size she previously maintained.
1) Used to refer to a woman's acquisition of fake mammory glands, which are at least 2 cup sizes larger than the cup size she previously maintained.
1) Holy S%$#t! Where did she score those +2s?
2) Her +2s dont make up for the fact that she's dead behind the eyes.
3) Because she has +2s she has never had to pay for an alcoholic beverage.
2) Her +2s dont make up for the fact that she's dead behind the eyes.
3) Because she has +2s she has never had to pay for an alcoholic beverage.
by Michael J. Waldren April 3, 2008
Get the +2 mug.A number used to describe a woman who's looks fail the general 1-10 test.
In addition: A woman labeled a -2 more than likely is packing a ball sack which has the ability to retract away inside the body.
In addition: A woman labeled a -2 more than likely is packing a ball sack which has the ability to retract away inside the body.
"On a scale of 1 to 10... -2"
by SteveTheBoxMan November 3, 2009
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