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Table Flip 

When situations get too out of hand and either:

A) You must relieve stress somehow.

or

B) You need people's attention.

You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Person: "So I was j-"

Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"

Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"

Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"

Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Table Flip by 1stConquest September 9, 2012

TableFluid

"What is that" "don't worry its just a simple case of tablefluid"

table flip 

Something you do when you are angry. The phrase :flips table: or a variation of it comes up in online interaction, often through self-narration.
table flip by indigohalf November 12, 2010

Tablefigging 

A fetish wherein one derives pleasure from watching Teenage Boys Looking at Lesbian Fisting Guides (TBLLFG). (Incidentally, the psychological term for this would be Puerostudiosapphopugnusadoctrinophilia)
I was totally tablefigging at the Bentonville library the other day when I came across two brothers hiding in the stacks flipping through "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book."
Tablefigging by e/or May 22, 2007

Tablefigging 

A fetish wherein one derives pleasure from watching Teenage Boys Looking at Lesbian Fisting Guides (TBLLFG). (Incidentally, the psychological term for this would be Puerostudiosappho - pugnusdoctrinophilia -- or something)
I was totally tablefigging at the Bentonville library the other day when I came across two brothers hiding in the stacks flipping through "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book."
Tablefigging by SFMattyG May 17, 2007

TableFlipper

Unstable person that gets triggered by people who don’t take their advice. Known to push shit off trucks yet calls people abusive. Pawn of AITF who will be their downfall. Has zero chill and cannot control her trigger happy lock finger. Cannot offer a simple apology.
There goes TableFlipper again, locking threads because she can’t deal

Wonder if AITF regret putting her as a GO now that many people have seen AITF bully others?

TableFlipper, fix yourself and your marriage before trying to give advice.
TableFlipper by Your First Choice September 18, 2018