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i have been trapped in urban dictionary
i am running out of fresh water and i will most likely be dead by morning
send help asap
on the bright side im learning some new words
i am running out of fresh water and i will most likely be dead by morning
send help asap
on the bright side im learning some new words
help by PintoBean2003 March 3, 2020
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if you looked this up, you've probably already seen the top definition from PintoBean2003. Why does everyone think he's joking? we have to help him he's not joking. Have we heard from him recently? Is he even still alive? Or are the secret overlords of the urban dictionary silencing us. If so, why? If you're voting, let this word in, please. And if you see it in the dictionary, the overlords must have overlooked this. We gotta help him
We gotta help PintoBean2003
help by General-Kenobi July 19, 2020
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help by eminemstan1000 February 20, 2022
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help by ObjectingFurry January 17, 2020
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that thing you need when ur sad mad or dying in a hole screaming fuck this shit in to the endless void and want to curl up and die.
also math
also math
help by fierysnowflakes October 10, 2019
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