Helpdesk

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The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

Helpdesk by Rob February 16, 2004

helpdesk

a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.

me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*

helpdesk by gazzerama April 27, 2006

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helpdesk

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

helpdesk by Katt October 24, 2003

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A place where tortured people speak to incompetent fools, swearing at them after pressing the "Mute" button.

Type "SMTP" like "Sam Michael Tom Peter"

SMPT?

helpdesk by Durr July 31, 2003

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A place where teams of people gloss over the glaring inadequacies (mis-spelt) of the company they work for and get paid for it.

I wish to sell my bottom! - what better place than on the helpdesk. Fuck my corporate ass.

helpdesk by dave mason December 17, 2003

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Helpdesk

A place where computer and network problems go to live (and never be solved), usually with desks...but very little help.

Don't go down to helpdesk....just Google it

Helpdesk by JacquesGreen220 November 24, 2021

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Helpdesk fishing

Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...

Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.

Helpdesk fishing by Mazuk June 24, 2009

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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