Comedy

Something you rarely see on Urban Dictionary

Dude urban dictionary is now all about inside jokes and stupid sex definitions. There's no comedy in these definitions.

by General-Kenobi July 17, 2020

red sus

A phrase people type in the popular video game, "Among Us" because red is always sus no matter what.

Blue: Red sus
White: no I saw red scan
Green: eh red still sus
White: But I saw them scan!
*Red was not An Imposter*

by General-Kenobi November 8, 2020

Smae

When you mean to say same but you're typing fast and get a typo

Guy 1: dude I'm so bored
Guy 2: smae
Guy 2: *same. Sorry, i'm in a hurry

by General-Kenobi July 17, 2020

Your

A word that often gets used instead of you're. It means "Belonging to you" not "You are"

Texter 1: Dude your so stupid
Texter 2: *you're
Texter 1: Your such a grammar cop
Texter 2: *You're

by General-Kenobi July 16, 2020

Fortnite

A decent game ruined by it's fandom of 8 year olds

Normal Person: Yeah Fortnite's an OK game
Toxic people that ruin the game: HA HA U SUK GET REKT I'M ONLY 7 AND I STILL BEET U HAHAHAHAHAHA LEMME STEAL MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD AND BUY V-BUCKS BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE

by General-Kenobi July 16, 2020

help

if you looked this up, you've probably already seen the top definition from PintoBean2003. Why does everyone think he's joking? we have to help him he's not joking. Have we heard from him recently? Is he even still alive? Or are the secret overlords of the urban dictionary silencing us. If so, why? If you're voting, let this word in, please. And if you see it in the dictionary, the overlords must have overlooked this. We gotta help him

We gotta help PintoBean2003

by General-Kenobi July 19, 2020

Baby Yoda

The lord and master. All hail the mighty lord.

Morman: Hello would you like to accept our lord and savior Jesus or something
Person: Sorry, the true lord and savior is Baby Yoda

by General-Kenobi July 16, 2020