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Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band
Oy mate, you wanna play some ESO?
Nah theres always conts using the /flute command everywhere
/flute by Mjolkpaket March 6, 2018
Words you can keep
Progectile weapon commonly used by members of various marching bands. The flute is mainly used as a blowgun or a tool to harm members of the low brass section.
Tim: Hey! woodwinds suck brass!!
Lauren: *clobbers Tim with flute*
Flute by Sairin X. November 10, 2008
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This is a universal term used in Baltimore. This could mean scared, pussy, dumb, stupid, anything you can put in front of the term “ass bitch”. A flute is pretty much all of those insults combined and means you’re just an overall Bitch ass nigga.
“Yo you’re a flute ass bitch for that”
Flute by so__not__perfect__ May 28, 2018
North Dublin slang term for penis.
"Had to get custom made Calvin Klein's cos me flute is too long."
Flute by Caladesh August 24, 2018
"A sophisticated pea-shooter with a range up to five hundred hards and deadly accuracy in close quarters. Blown transversely to confuse the enemy, it can be dismantled into three small pieces, for easy concealment."
this all equaling up to a beautiful sounding symphonic band instrument
flute by ghspiccolohands March 31, 2005
A flute is an instument made of siver and produces a tone that is the highest in a band(tonewise that is, although if you don't breathe properly, you get light-headed and start acting funny).

A flutes range varies on the experience of the person playing it.

A flute is concert pitch, which means you don't have to transpose
What a lovely flute you have!
flute by Janetjet March 21, 2005
The best instrument in the world. People like to make fun of it for the whole American pie thing and how high it is, but they're really just in awe of its supreme glory! You know that saying, about jealous people? Yeah.

Anyway flutes are generally made out of metal (silver, nickel, gold, platinum, alloys, etc) although Baroque flutes are often made out of wood. Flutes can play lower than most people expect.

Did I mention it's prettyful?
One day, flutes will take over the world. Until then I'll just sit here and cry.
flute by ducky May 14, 2005
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