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whalefuck 

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intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck
That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after
whalefuck by Jake January 20, 2004

whatthefuck o'clock 

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An ungodly hour in the morning, when it is still pitch black outside and freezing cold.
Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.

Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!
whatthefuck o'clock by wqrt13tr October 1, 2010

whitefuck 

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verb

having your cultural identity stripped away and replaced with whiteness
Argh, I can't use chopsticks correctly anymore. I've been totally whitefucked.
whitefuck by Jason Wu March 18, 2004

whitefuck 

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noun.
Generally a person of caucasian, or more specifically british or french descent, who partakes in certain unique characteristics which make them a member of such group, they include

attraction and strong urge to have sexual intercourse with asian women (if male)

partakes in the hobby of figuratively stabbing their friends in the back

enjoys purchasing of attire at hollister, a&f, zara. of note is a particular interest in h&m vnecks, turtlenecks etc

possesses a minimum of one cottage and boat

attempt to experiment with aspects of various cultures (african masks, asian food) although they have an aversion for said cultures

generally enjoy putting themselves in situations which will result in physical pain for the sole purpose of impressing others, or to be perceived as “cute” (such as climbing walls)

wearing pants at least 30 cm below the waist, exposing Calvin Klein™ checkered boxers

takes pleasure in running at swift speeds with dramatic and fluid arm movements through the halls of public edifices, with no regard for the public image this action conveys

refuses to wear a coat during winter to show off to their asian not-girlfriends, in hopes of receiving intercourse for their manly actions
"I'm not letting that tic-tac inside me! You're a whitefuck!"

"Can't believe I was friends with a whitefuck, brb gotta take out this knife out of my back"

person1: "That girl is hot, you should ask her out!"
person2: "Nah, she's a whitefuck."
whitefuck by lao hei February 26, 2010

whatthefuck@us.army.mil 

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A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.
Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?

Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
Word of the Day on July 17, 2005

Whatdafuck 

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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