*whathefuck*
*whathefuck* (it is mouthed silently)
*whathefuck* by tHom December 21, 2003
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whatthefuck o'clock
Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.
Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!
Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!
whatthefuck o'clock by wqrt13tr October 1, 2010
whitefuck
whitefuck
noun.
Generally a person of caucasian, or more specifically british or french descent, who partakes in certain unique characteristics which make them a member of such group, they include
attraction and strong urge to have sexual intercourse with asian women (if male)
partakes in the hobby of figuratively stabbing their friends in the back
enjoys purchasing of attire at hollister, a&f, zara. of note is a particular interest in h&m vnecks, turtlenecks etc
possesses a minimum of one cottage and boat
attempt to experiment with aspects of various cultures (african masks, asian food) although they have an aversion for said cultures
generally enjoy putting themselves in situations which will result in physical pain for the sole purpose of impressing others, or to be perceived as “cute” (such as climbing walls)
wearing pants at least 30 cm below the waist, exposing Calvin Klein™ checkered boxers
takes pleasure in running at swift speeds with dramatic and fluid arm movements through the halls of public edifices, with no regard for the public image this action conveys
refuses to wear a coat during winter to show off to their asian not-girlfriends, in hopes of receiving intercourse for their manly actions
Generally a person of caucasian, or more specifically british or french descent, who partakes in certain unique characteristics which make them a member of such group, they include
attraction and strong urge to have sexual intercourse with asian women (if male)
partakes in the hobby of figuratively stabbing their friends in the back
enjoys purchasing of attire at hollister, a&f, zara. of note is a particular interest in h&m vnecks, turtlenecks etc
possesses a minimum of one cottage and boat
attempt to experiment with aspects of various cultures (african masks, asian food) although they have an aversion for said cultures
generally enjoy putting themselves in situations which will result in physical pain for the sole purpose of impressing others, or to be perceived as “cute” (such as climbing walls)
wearing pants at least 30 cm below the waist, exposing Calvin Klein™ checkered boxers
takes pleasure in running at swift speeds with dramatic and fluid arm movements through the halls of public edifices, with no regard for the public image this action conveys
refuses to wear a coat during winter to show off to their asian not-girlfriends, in hopes of receiving intercourse for their manly actions
whatthefuck@us.army.mil
A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.
Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?
Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
whatthefuck@us.army.mil by just another pawn March 15, 2005
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