1 definition by lao hei
noun.
Generally a person of caucasian, or more specifically british or french descent, who partakes in certain unique characteristics which make them a member of such group, they include
attraction and strong urge to have sexual intercourse with asian women (if male)
partakes in the hobby of figuratively stabbing their friends in the back
enjoys purchasing of attire at hollister, a&f, zara. of note is a particular interest in h&m vnecks, turtlenecks etc
possesses a minimum of one cottage and boat
attempt to experiment with aspects of various cultures (african masks, asian food) although they have an aversion for said cultures
generally enjoy putting themselves in situations which will result in physical pain for the sole purpose of impressing others, or to be perceived as “cute” (such as climbing walls)
wearing pants at least 30 cm below the waist, exposing Calvin Klein™ checkered boxers
takes pleasure in running at swift speeds with dramatic and fluid arm movements through the halls of public edifices, with no regard for the public image this action conveys
refuses to wear a coat during winter to show off to their asian not-girlfriends, in hopes of receiving intercourse for their manly actions
Generally a person of caucasian, or more specifically british or french descent, who partakes in certain unique characteristics which make them a member of such group, they include
attraction and strong urge to have sexual intercourse with asian women (if male)
partakes in the hobby of figuratively stabbing their friends in the back
enjoys purchasing of attire at hollister, a&f, zara. of note is a particular interest in h&m vnecks, turtlenecks etc
possesses a minimum of one cottage and boat
attempt to experiment with aspects of various cultures (african masks, asian food) although they have an aversion for said cultures
generally enjoy putting themselves in situations which will result in physical pain for the sole purpose of impressing others, or to be perceived as “cute” (such as climbing walls)
wearing pants at least 30 cm below the waist, exposing Calvin Klein™ checkered boxers
takes pleasure in running at swift speeds with dramatic and fluid arm movements through the halls of public edifices, with no regard for the public image this action conveys
refuses to wear a coat during winter to show off to their asian not-girlfriends, in hopes of receiving intercourse for their manly actions
"I'm not letting that tic-tac inside me! You're a whitefuck!"
"Can't believe I was friends with a whitefuck, brb gotta take out this knife out of my back"
person1: "That girl is hot, you should ask her out!"
person2: "Nah, she's a whitefuck."
"Can't believe I was friends with a whitefuck, brb gotta take out this knife out of my back"
person1: "That girl is hot, you should ask her out!"
person2: "Nah, she's a whitefuck."
by lao hei February 27, 2010