*whathefuck*
*whathefuck* (it is mouthed silently)
*whathefuck* by tHom December 21, 2003
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Whatthefuckitude
A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"
The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.
Whatthefuckitude by BondDave September 28, 2011
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Whatthefuckistan
Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.
Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!
Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!
Whatthefuckistan by American Idget June 10, 2010
whatthefuckaphobia
whatthefuckaphobia by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020
whatthefuckever
Shouted, (usually while interrupting someone mid-sentence), when you firmly believe you are right, period, regardless if you really are or not, and have run out of ways to argue your point. Also said as a means to shut the preverbial door in the other person's stupid face.
"Dude, I'm telling you, raisins are just dried grapes."
"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."
"Let me show you a gr-"
"-Whatthefuckever!"
"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."
"Let me show you a gr-"
"-Whatthefuckever!"
whatthefuckever by Amanda, Evansville, IN October 8, 2009
Whitefucked
(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.
Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.
Whitefucked by Freakle September 7, 2016
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