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bag of whatdafuck 

feeling of complete shock or suprise after being told something
You just got hit upside the head with a "bag of whatdafuck".
bag of whatdafuck by Stephen Yusko October 9, 2006

Whatacucked

When the line at the drive-thru Whataburger at 11pm is too fucking long and you are not about to wait in line 45 min for your order.
Me and the boys went out to get Whataburger but we got Whatacucked and had to go to Jack in the Box instead.
Whatacucked by Theaticerkamckw January 20, 2023

WHODAFUCKSAIDIT

a phrase used to highlight a shocking statment. similar to pwned but more used to exemplify a pwn rater than deal it/
guy: Bitch you got some saggy ass titties youz betta scrape them droopy shits off the floor before you leave skid marks!!

sweet guy: WHODAFUCKSAIDIT

saggy titties girl: i fucking suck cocks
WHODAFUCKSAIDIT by SANDNIG July 27, 2006

Whatfuckingever 

Shows that one doesn't care about something. Similar to cool story bro.
Dav: yeah, so I was talking to my mum the other day and-
Mansi: it's mom
Dav: whatfuckingever.
Whatfuckingever by davverone October 29, 2011

whathefuckdideedo 

A word used when someone does something unthinkable and quite stupid. Used frequently with people with not much common sense or just a lot of stupidity.
"Man, you won't believe what he did."
"What? What did he do?"
"He fuckin' smoked crack dude."
"WHATHEFUCKDIDEEDO?!"

whatthafucktruck

the what tha fuck truck is a term used to say u are ugly in a extreme way
you look like you got hit by the whatthafucktruck
whatthafucktruck by bigcountry April 8, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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