What you say when you want to say “what the fuck” but you feel it doesn’t properly capture just how dumbfounded you are by the ungodly stupidity you have just witnessed.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear that this one guy tried to steal an entire sink from his high school for TikTok clout?
Person 2: h-wha?-
Person 1: And got arrested?
Person 2: whathfuck man why are people so stupid
Person 2: h-wha?-
Person 1: And got arrested?
Person 2: whathfuck man why are people so stupid
by Blah blah fuckwad October 12, 2021
Get the Whathfuck mug.A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"
The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.
by BondDave September 28, 2011
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When the line at the drive-thru Whataburger at 11pm is too fucking long and you are not about to wait in line 45 min for your order.
Me and the boys went out to get Whataburger but we got Whatacucked and had to go to Jack in the Box instead.
by Theaticerkamckw January 20, 2023
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Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!
Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!
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Get the whatthefuckaphobia mug.Shouted, (usually while interrupting someone mid-sentence), when you firmly believe you are right, period, regardless if you really are or not, and have run out of ways to argue your point. Also said as a means to shut the preverbial door in the other person's stupid face.
"Dude, I'm telling you, raisins are just dried grapes."
"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."
"Let me show you a gr-"
"-Whatthefuckever!"
"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."
"Let me show you a gr-"
"-Whatthefuckever!"
by Amanda, Evansville, IN October 8, 2009
Get the whatthefuckever mug.intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck
That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after
by Jake January 20, 2004
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