Whathfuck 

What you say when you want to say “what the fuck” but you feel it doesn’t properly capture just how dumbfounded you are by the ungodly stupidity you have just witnessed.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear that this one guy tried to steal an entire sink from his high school for TikTok clout?
Person 2: h-wha?-
Person 1: And got arrested?
Person 2: whathfuck man why are people so stupid

Whathfuck by Blah blah fuckwad October 12, 2021

Whatthefuckitude 

A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"

The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.

Whatthefuckitude by BondDave September 28, 2011

Whatacucked

When the line at the drive-thru Whataburger at 11pm is too fucking long and you are not about to wait in line 45 min for your order.

Me and the boys went out to get Whataburger but we got Whatacucked and had to go to Jack in the Box instead.

Whatacucked by Theaticerkamckw January 20, 2023

Whatthefuckistan 

A term used to describe an obscure country in any part of the world.

Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.

Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!

Whatthefuckistan by American Idget June 10, 2010

whatthefuckaphobia 

Fear that everything doesn't make sense anymore & not knowing what's gonna happen next.

Billy's so upset since this stoopid kung-flu crap came out, he's got whatthefuckaphobia.

whatthefuckaphobia by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020

whatthefuckever 

Shouted, (usually while interrupting someone mid-sentence), when you firmly believe you are right, period, regardless if you really are or not, and have run out of ways to argue your point. Also said as a means to shut the preverbial door in the other person's stupid face.

"Dude, I'm telling you, raisins are just dried grapes."

"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."

"Let me show you a gr-"

"-Whatthefuckever!"

whatthefuckever by Amanda, Evansville, IN October 8, 2009

whalefuck 

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

whalefuck by Jake January 20, 2004