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whitefuck 

verb

having your cultural identity stripped away and replaced with whiteness
Argh, I can't use chopsticks correctly anymore. I've been totally whitefucked.
whitefuck by Jason Wu March 18, 2004
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whitefuck 

noun.
Generally a person of caucasian, or more specifically british or french descent, who partakes in certain unique characteristics which make them a member of such group, they include

attraction and strong urge to have sexual intercourse with asian women (if male)

partakes in the hobby of figuratively stabbing their friends in the back

enjoys purchasing of attire at hollister, a&f, zara. of note is a particular interest in h&m vnecks, turtlenecks etc

possesses a minimum of one cottage and boat

attempt to experiment with aspects of various cultures (african masks, asian food) although they have an aversion for said cultures

generally enjoy putting themselves in situations which will result in physical pain for the sole purpose of impressing others, or to be perceived as “cute” (such as climbing walls)

wearing pants at least 30 cm below the waist, exposing Calvin Klein™ checkered boxers

takes pleasure in running at swift speeds with dramatic and fluid arm movements through the halls of public edifices, with no regard for the public image this action conveys

refuses to wear a coat during winter to show off to their asian not-girlfriends, in hopes of receiving intercourse for their manly actions
"I'm not letting that tic-tac inside me! You're a whitefuck!"

"Can't believe I was friends with a whitefuck, brb gotta take out this knife out of my back"

person1: "That girl is hot, you should ask her out!"
person2: "Nah, she's a whitefuck."
whitefuck by lao hei February 26, 2010

whitefuzz 

What a black person sees when a white police officer walks up.
Yo homie hide that glocks, wes gots the whitefuzz on us
whitefuzz by WhiteRichie November 24, 2018

whalefuck 

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck
That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after
whalefuck by Jake January 20, 2004

Dickless White Fuck 

A Dickless White Fuck is a white racist whose racism may be either open or hidden, but who does nothing but whine and complain like a weak coward about non-whites despite being the majority in their own countries (but not for long).

These individuals will flee like little puppies from their own neighborhoods to escape non-whites who move in, and then once in a safe place will posture and talk tough about how "one day we're gonna rise up an' take 'merica back from the coloreds..."

But they never do, nor ever will do anything but be belly crawling, boot licking Dickless White Fucks.
Ninety nine point nine percent of the Tea Party members who came to see Glenn Beck, we're, just like Mr. Beck, Dickless White Fucks.
Dickless White Fuck by Subfighter63 September 4, 2010

Whitefucked 

(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.
Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.
Whitefucked by Freakle September 7, 2016

wronghole whitelock 

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present
'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'
wronghole whitelock by Big Dave November 10, 2004
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