*ness

While similar to other "Ness" definitions, "*ness" is about an exceptional person's soul/essence/mojo, that certain something that really makes them stand out in a positive way. It relates to the thing about them that makes them unique.

After looking at your urban art and music installation about the plight of Syrians and how you related it to the gang issues of Chicago's youth, I am in awe of and inspired by your *ness!

*ness by SpahrK May 31, 2015

Ness 

The absolute embodyment of not giving a fuck. Ness always brings new and crazy ideas. Fucking fabulous at hugging and is not a emotionaly defecit beta. Heterosexual but not afraid to try new things. Count on him to make jokes at the absolute worst time. Dont call him nestle crunch or he will want to rip you another asshole. Excellent roller. Super chill despite his shitty temper. Makes a lot of threats towards the safety of one's testicles. Otherwise, he's fine. Also always give him music playing privelages.

"Have you seen Ness? That bloke is chill."
"Pass the boof Ness"

Ness by Shliplord November 23, 2021

Ness 

A small boy that shoots fire at you and only can say "okey".

When Ness said "okey" I felt that

Ness by Bruh_SF_2 December 7, 2019

Ness 

The kid from the video "Earthbound"
Who also appeared in Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Ness wins!

Ness by Earthbound Factory 69 May 13, 2004

Ness 

a ride-or-die chick that is there for you no matter what. Someone that has been your best friend since the early elementary days. expect him/her to be in you r likfe, FOREVER. Because, they will never turn their back on you.

i love you nessssss

Ness by ohhlaalaa May 27, 2010

ness 

A young boy from Onett who is told by an being from ten years in the future that he must save the Earth. Ness continued on to defeat the alien entity named Giygas, along with the help of his friends Paula, Jeff, and Poo. Ness often wears shorts, a blue and yellow striped shirt, a yellow backpack, and his baseball cap. His weapon of choice is a baseball bat, and he can use such powers a PSI Rockin' and PSI Flash.

Ness, I feel h-a-p-p-y.

ness by Silent Wind of Doom September 14, 2003

Ness 

The silent protagonist (nonverbal central character) of the 1994 video game (released by Nintendo) Earthbound, also known as Mother 2 in Japan.

The game is set in 199X. Ness was awoken by a meteor crash in his hometown of Onett and subsequently thrust into a journey across Eagleland where he meets with three friends who help him on his journey to defeat an evil entity known as Giygas. Ness and his friends (Paula, Jeff, and Poo) eventually defeat Giygas (with the help of a very special and important character).

His name, much like the name of his predecessor, Ninten (Mother 1 in Japan, fan-named Earthbound 0 in America), is derived from Nintendo. NES, the acronym of Nintendo Entertainment System, sound as "Ness" when read (Ninten is the first two syllables of Nintendo).

Ness primarily uses a variety of baseball bats in battle (along with other toy-like objects such as yo-yos and slingshots). He is often seen wearing a red baseball cap (with blue visor), yellow and blue striped shirt, blue shorts, red sneakers, and a yellow back pack.

He occasionally suffers from homesickness and therefore needs to call his mother who is back in Onett. He also calls his father to save the game and check on EXP stats and his sister to store/deliver objects for him.

"Your attention please, would the customer from Onett, Mr. Ness, please proceed to the office on the fourth floor. That was customer Ness, fourth floor office...Gwaaaaaaaaagh!" -Department Store Spook
"Listen Ness. I'm going to tell you something very important. You may want to take notes. Ready? ......You're the chosen one." -Talking Rock, in the Underworld

Ness by applebomb February 3, 2007