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An acronym for the phrase "choke on two dicks". It is the action of putting your hands in the air in front of your mouth as if to pleasure two penises at once while simultaneously opening your mouth to catch the imaginary semen. It is generally performed after hearing about something unpleasant that you may have to do. This action is a way to display your displeasure in performing the particular task.

"Man I can't wait for that chmiestry exam!" *cotd*

*cotd* by wolfpack pville branch March 22, 2011

Words you can keep

COTD

Comment Of The Day.
Stands for a comment that deserves a special place in a blog for being funny, good, ridiculous, etc.

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
<andy\code> COTD, Lol.

COTD by xatax April 14, 2010

Related Words

COTD • *cotd*

COTD

Cock of the day

Isn't that the same cotd you wore yesterday in bed?? I love it!

COTD by urmamichula March 6, 2019

COTD

Coffee Of The Day

me: imma bout to go get my COTD; wanna come?
them: yeah, hold on. lemme grab my phone.

COTD by Eddie Jr. November 14, 2019

COTD

Officially, COTD stands for "Choke On Two Dicks" however the number of dicks can be expanded to any number of dicks provided that the spelling of the number begins with the letter "T". For Example: "Choke On Ten Dicks", "Choke On Thirty Dicks", "Choke On Twelve-thousand Dicks". This acronym is used to tell someone that you are displeased with them and that they should shut their mouths or leave your presence. Similar in usage to "Go to hell", "Take a hike", "Kiss my ass", etc.

He said that? Well, he can just go COTD.

COTD by WURDSMYTH28 August 9, 2017

COTD

Cup Of The Day — COTD — a common abbreviation used by players of Trackmania 2020, a cross-platform competitive racing game from Nadeo.

Refers to the daily online race that involves an intense competition on a fresh, previously undiscovered race track, created by volunteers from the community. The participants are awarded in-game points to level up their profiles.

Usually has nothing to do with Choking on Ten-thousand Dicks, although the experience may vary.

Also see: TOTD — Track of the Day, the actual track the Cup is held on.

- Hey, man, wanna play COTD this evening?
- Sure! But there better be no *ice* or those stupid new cars or I'm gonna be Choking on Ten-thousand Dicks

COTD by WhereAreYourFingers? December 2, 2024

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026