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An acronym for the phrase "choke on two dicks". It is the action of putting your hands in the air in front of your mouth as if to pleasure two penises at once while simultaneously opening your mouth to catch the imaginary semen. It is generally performed after hearing about something unpleasant that you may have to do. This action is a way to display your displeasure in performing the particular task.

"Man I can't wait for that chmiestry exam!" *cotd*

*cotd* by wolfpack pville branch March 22, 2011

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COTD

Comment Of The Day.
Stands for a comment that deserves a special place in a blog for being funny, good, ridiculous, etc.

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
<andy\code> COTD, Lol.

COTD by xatax April 14, 2010

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COTD

Cock of the day

Isn't that the same cotd you wore yesterday in bed?? I love it!

COTD by urmamichula March 6, 2019

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COTD

Coffee Of The Day

me: imma bout to go get my COTD; wanna come?
them: yeah, hold on. lemme grab my phone.

COTD by Eddie Jr. November 14, 2019

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COTD

Officially, COTD stands for "Choke On Two Dicks" however the number of dicks can be expanded to any number of dicks provided that the spelling of the number begins with the letter "T". For Example: "Choke On Ten Dicks", "Choke On Thirty Dicks", "Choke On Twelve-thousand Dicks". This acronym is used to tell someone that you are displeased with them and that they should shut their mouths or leave your presence. Similar in usage to "Go to hell", "Take a hike", "Kiss my ass", etc.

He said that? Well, he can just go COTD.

COTD by WURDSMYTH28 August 9, 2017

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COTD

Cup Of The Day — COTD — a common abbreviation used by players of Trackmania 2020, a cross-platform competitive racing game from Nadeo.

Refers to the daily online race that involves an intense competition on a fresh, previously undiscovered race track, created by volunteers from the community. The participants are awarded in-game points to level up their profiles.

Usually has nothing to do with Choking on Ten-thousand Dicks, although the experience may vary.

Also see: TOTD — Track of the Day, the actual track the Cup is held on.

- Hey, man, wanna play COTD this evening?
- Sure! But there better be no *ice* or those stupid new cars or I'm gonna be Choking on Ten-thousand Dicks

COTD by WhereAreYourFingers? December 2, 2024

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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