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An acronym for the phrase "choke on two dicks". It is the action of putting your hands in the air in front of your mouth as if to pleasure two penises at once while simultaneously opening your mouth to catch the imaginary semen. It is generally performed after hearing about something unpleasant that you may have to do. This action is a way to display your displeasure in performing the particular task.
"Man I can't wait for that chmiestry exam!" *cotd*
*cotd* by wolfpack pville branch March 22, 2011
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Comment Of The Day.
Stands for a comment that deserves a special place in a blog for being funny, good, ridiculous, etc.
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
<andy\code> COTD, Lol.
COTD by xatax April 14, 2010
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Isn't that the same cotd you wore yesterday in bed?? I love it!
COTD by urmamichula March 6, 2019
me: imma bout to go get my COTD; wanna come?
them: yeah, hold on. lemme grab my phone.
COTD by Eddie Jr. November 14, 2019
Officially, COTD stands for "Choke On Two Dicks" however the number of dicks can be expanded to any number of dicks provided that the spelling of the number begins with the letter "T". For Example: "Choke On Ten Dicks", "Choke On Thirty Dicks", "Choke On Twelve-thousand Dicks". This acronym is used to tell someone that you are displeased with them and that they should shut their mouths or leave your presence. Similar in usage to "Go to hell", "Take a hike", "Kiss my ass", etc.
He said that? Well, he can just go COTD.
COTD by WURDSMYTH28 August 9, 2017
Cup Of The Day — COTD — a common abbreviation used by players of Trackmania 2020, a cross-platform competitive racing game from Nadeo.

Refers to the daily online race that involves an intense competition on a fresh, previously undiscovered race track, created by volunteers from the community. The participants are awarded in-game points to level up their profiles.

Usually has nothing to do with Choking on Ten-thousand Dicks, although the experience may vary.

Also see: TOTD — Track of the Day, the actual track the Cup is held on.
- Hey, man, wanna play COTD this evening?
- Sure! But there better be no *ice* or those stupid new cars or I'm gonna be Choking on Ten-thousand Dicks
COTD by WhereAreYourFingers? December 2, 2024
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