(to) dave 

when a guy furiously texts, hangs out and calls a girl with every intention from both parties to do naughty things to each other but nothing actually happening. Dave conversations can include phrases like "we should go out", "do you want to make out after fifth period today", and "of course I have feelings for you... lust yeah thats one of them". Daving will usually last several months and is not a weekend thing. Some Davers have recorded one hundred thousand text messages to a girl with still no action taking place. Daving can develop into a sport among fellow Daves.

Dude i met this girl at a party last night. I'm so going (to) dave that.

(to) dave by esrouc fo (read backwords) October 4, 2010

to dave 

To become bald before ones time.

Do you reckon Richard O'brian "daved"

to dave by Joe Heller May 6, 2005

To Dave 

Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.

Chris has just daved another pint glass.

I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.

To Dave by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022

Say hi to Dave for me.

Allegedly this is a code phrase used to identify text scammers whose locations are compromised so that they have a chance to get out of their location before organized crime families, ICE or the FBI storm their location.

In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.

Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.

Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.

Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?

Or maybe its just something Dave started.

Thanks, Miguel. I'll give you your social security number as soon as you tell me yours. Let's do this!

Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.

Say hi to Dave for me. by Absolutely NOT Dave October 14, 2025

Going to daves house 

Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."

Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.

Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .

Going to daves house by Coolbreeze8500 May 15, 2015

going to Daves 

Slang term for going to a freind's house to get blazed on hippie lettuce. This friend may or may not exist.

Travis: Hey guys I gotta go

Jake: Where ya going Travis

Travis: I'm going to Daves to hang out for a while

going to Daves by Captain Fox October 28, 2009