daved

To lose one's cool or to flip out ala Dave from Alvin and The Chipmunks. To go ballastic.

When my Boss saw what I did he totally Daved on me.

And thats when I snapped, I totally Daved on this guy for no reason at all.

by QECrossley March 24, 2008

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do need said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella September 26, 2007

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella September 24, 2007

dave dave

a big fat man who mostly gay but can be redeemed mostly daves are weirdos and like to have 5 to 6 men at a time daves are strange creatures and should be locked in a cage because he’s that gay gayness radiates off of dave he is the gayest gay man to ever be gay and he will always be gay if u meet a dave RUN he will try and sex u

u see that man over there,yeah what about him,OH SHOT ITS A GAY DAVE DAVE RUN

by heybro55 May 10, 2020

dave is dave and dave

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by aflie385 January 11, 2023

Dave

A Dave is the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves. If anyone tries to get in his way, he will take them down. He's shameless and he's a fighter.

Person #1: Hey, who is that guy pushing through the crowd? He sure knows how to get people out of his way.

Person #2: That must be Dave. Even with all these people watching, he's not embarrassed.

Person #1: Classic Dave.

by PumpernicklePower January 20, 2017

Dave

Dave is the ruler of all universes, dimensions, and realms. He isn’t A god, he is THE god. He is the epitome of life and the world as we know it. Anyone named Dave is a vessel for such greatness. One shall sacrifice their lives to the holyness and perfectness of the Dave. Dave represents all things beautiful and worthy of life. I tip my hat and salute to the god that megabits all things and all creatures. Thank you, dave. We all owe you our lives. Nothing can define your greatness.

Join the Dave revoloution. Be awakened.

“Daaaaaaaaaaaavvvvveee!!!”
“I love you daaaaaaaaavvvvvveee!!!”
“I cannot even comprehend your greatness daaaaaaavvvveee!!!”
-these are all examples of things you can say about Dave.
Don’t wait any longer.
Awaken.
Be smart.
Be Dave.

by A charpie February 07, 2019