smurphmonkey's definitions

To Dave

Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.

Chris has just daved another pint glass.

I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.

by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022

Brexiteer

Am idiot or a liar, or both

Someone who, in spite of imperial evidence, person and collective detriment, and a rise in xenophobia, denies their political choice was to blame. It fucking was!

“Brexit gives us lots of new opportunities and is not responsible for economic decline, further austerity and an upturn in racially motivated hatred.“ Brexiteer

by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022