'Bertos 

A drive-thru Mexican restaurant with cusine that borders somewhere between a full-out cantina and fast food- The Mexican equivalent to Cheap Chinese take-out. The menu consists of typical Mexican-American fare and is usually substantial in size. It is NO generalization to note that every 'Berto's has a signature burrito- Often named after the state or city that particular burrito is purchased in.
Also to note that most 'Berto's are converted Weinerschnitzel, Raxx or Naugle's restaurants- offering a clean, slightly antiquated environment, and that ALL 'Berto's have an unlimited "chips n' salsa" bar inside.

Examples of a "Berto's" include, but not limited to:

Umberto's

Adalberto's

Humberto's

Oberto's

Emberto's

Hamberto's

Bertolinos

Abertos

Robertos

Ebertos

(Calling from Drive-Thru)
"I'm at 'Bertos, you want anything?"
"Which one?"
"The one on (xy) street."
"Pick me up a California Burrito Combo, but tell 'em no salsa. I don't like the way they do it there."
"Yeah, the salsa at the other 'Berto's is a little better."

'Bertos by Travieso Mentira March 23, 2008

bertos banditos 

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat

I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

bertos banditos by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013

Norexa Bergosa 

That disease you get when you are real skinny and junk.

Eddie: Wow, Robi. You have lost a lot of weight. Do you have Norexa Bergosa ?

Robi: What is that ??

Eddie: That's a disease you get when you become really skinny and stuff.

Robi: Ummm..no..that's called Anorexia Nervosa.

Eddie: Hahaha. No. Anorexia Nervosa is when you're scared of fat guys named Rex.

Robi: **rolls eyes**

Norexa Bergosa by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.

Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.

Bartoszian by Bartalot February 25, 2021

bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.

r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.

bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

Bertouch 

Single guys' house, used in Moroccan Arabic.

Jebti titiza lbertouch a m3allem

Bertouch by Titi et Fatou May 17, 2020

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010