Bertosis 

Bertosis is a medical condition that causes a person to smell as if they ate ass first thing in the morning for a month and never brushed their teeth.

Man, did you smell that girl she straight up has Bertosis

Bertosis by Wolgang_Fuk January 11, 2019

Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

Bartosis by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

Bedtosis

When you wake up and your bed is so comfortable you don't want to get out.

Where's Jhon?
He had bedtosis so he will be late.

Bedtosis by Yalemans April 11, 2020