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#pregnancy by Figging April 8, 2019
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Led Zeppelin Pregnancy
This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.
Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!
Led Zeppelin Pregnancy by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011
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food pregnancy
you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses
food pregnancy by mocchacino November 20, 2010
Phantom Pregnancy
A phantom pregnancy is when someone thinks they're pregnant, when they're actually not. Sort of like a phantom text, when you think you feel your phone vibrate, but it really didn't. You begin to imagine signs of pregnancy, such as morning sickness, irritation towards everything and everyone, the munchies, ect.
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant! I swear I'm pregnant!
Boyfriend: .. That's not possible.
Girlfriend: Yes it is! We've screwed a thousand times!
Boyfriend: It's probably just a phantom pregnancy...
Girlfriend: No! I swear, I am! I think I feel kicking too!
Boyfriend: I'm sterile.
Boyfriend: .. That's not possible.
Girlfriend: Yes it is! We've screwed a thousand times!
Boyfriend: It's probably just a phantom pregnancy...
Girlfriend: No! I swear, I am! I think I feel kicking too!
Boyfriend: I'm sterile.
Phantom Pregnancy by ZomZomZomZom January 1, 2011
Schrodinger’s Pregnancy
When a woman takes two pregnancy tests with one coming up positive and the other negative. Until the woman can visit the doctor, she's both pregnant and not pregnant at the same time creating the comparison with Schrodinger’s Cat.
Kirsty: Great, two pregnancy tests with different results. I have Schrodinger’s Pregnancy here, baby and no baby at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Pregnancy by WatcherMark May 23, 2019
pregnancy brain
An anecdotal mental state that overtakes women after the first couple months of pregnancy that causes even well composed women to become disorganized and forgetful beyond the any otherwise explainable state. Other than intermittent cognitive lapses, the woman is normally functional. The state is usually temporary, disappearing immediately post-natal but can recur through multiple pregnancies.
Pregnant wife: Honey! Have you seen my car keys? I can't find them.
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!
pregnancy brain by Lucius.Fox October 21, 2013
Pocket Pregnancy
The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.
Example #1
*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*
Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"
Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"
Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"
Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."
Example #2
*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*
Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"
Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"
*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*
Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"
Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"
Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"
Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."
Example #2
*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*
Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"
Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"
Pocket Pregnancy by wxflurry November 4, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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