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webby

The TV I wanted at Best Buy was not available in the store, so I purchased it on their webby.
by wxflurry February 18, 2014
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gym nemesis

A gym nemesis is a person whose presence in the gym has a consistent adverse effect on one's own gym-going experience. The most common manifestation of such a person is someone who always seems to be on the equipment that you want to use but they could also just be an obnoxious, disrespectful, or otherwise unpleasant fellow gym-goer.
Mike: "Damn Joe, that neanderthal over there has been hogging the bench press for like an hour. And that's the third time this week! I think this guy might be single-handedly responsible for my under-developed pecs!"

Joe: "You know what you've got yourself there, don't you?"

Mike: "No. What?"

Joe: "You've got yourself a gym nemesis my friend."

Mike: "Fuck my life."
by wxflurry December 3, 2013
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PB n' Jesus

When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?

Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!
by wxflurry June 7, 2011
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lose like Trump

To go out kicking and screaming like a little baby in an obviously misguided and futile attempt to salvage what's left of your inevitably doomed ego, instead of accepting defeat with grace.
When Kevin finished last in his school's spelling bee, he blamed everything from the organizers to the audience to his parents. He was unable to accept the fact that he lost fair and square due to his grossly inferior intelligence and mediocre linguistic aptitude. Don't be like Kevin. Don't lose like Trump.
by wxflurry November 8, 2020
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freeway gap

A generously sized and inexplicable gap that sometimes occurs between groups of cars on the freeway, most often at night.
Matt: "Dude wtf are you doing?!? You're zig-zagging back and forth between lanes like a bloody lunatic!"

Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"
by wxflurry October 1, 2010
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Bristmas

An amalgamation of the words 'Bris' (Jewish ceremony of circumcision) and 'Christmas', 'Bristmas' is the term given to the long-held and sacred traditions that Jews hold on Christmas Day. Although there are minor variations in the way certain groups carry out the Bristmas traditions, the festivities typically consist of going out to see a movie and then getting Chinese food.
On Bristmas the Finkelstein's went to an afternoon showing of "American Hustle" and then grabbed dinner at Shanghai Palace.
by wxflurry December 25, 2013
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easy like

A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.
Steve: "Hey man check it out, Laura 'liked' my status from last night about me coming in 17th place in that bowling competition! I think she wants the D."

Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
by wxflurry October 30, 2013
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