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In the advent of Twitter taking over everyday vocabulary. We at the commercial drive company decided to just decide to capitalize on a good thing and create an anti-trend. Hash tag everything. With everybody jumping on the Twitter Trend bandwagon, with hash tagging galore, we decided just to HashTag everything to make it easier to on everybody.
Teacher: Your arguments were good. But the majority of your marks were lost due to not putting hashtags in front of your words.

Student: #fuckthatshit #whereareyour#? #comebeforeAs.

Consistency Tate: #im a musician # watch out

Camichael: #just#thatshit #everything
#everything by c-hat-e April 23, 2012
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Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

why is everything on here related to sex 

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.
John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex

ore everything 

adj. a slang description of a transgender person who has not undergone any physical body transformations. essentially short for "all original body parts". used most often in personal ads soliciting sex or relationships
I'm an ore everything ftm transgender looking for nsa fun with a swm, hmu if you're interested
ore everything by jim leahy December 23, 2013

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

BLUE TEXT LMAO. BLUE TEXT
But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.
Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"
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