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Has little or nothing to do with anticipated results. It's not limited to sports or competition. You can choke on an assignment for work, choke in an attempt to seduce a crush of yours. Jordan missing a free throw. You can choke anywhere, anytime.
Choking is when you had control, and failed to execute.

What happens is you are suppose to be focused on what your eyes are viewing. But your weak mind chooses to worry about something negative whether real or not, past or future.

It's bigger than that
Michael Jordan would be considered one of the most clutch professional sports players of all time.
Only you know when you choke. Its a distinct feeling. Choking doesn't give a crap about expectations.
choke by skr0oface August 16, 2010
a pidgin (slang) word commonly used in Hawaii to describe something that there is a lot of.
ho cuz, theres choke haoles at the beach today!

there was choke food at the banquet
Choke by the808translator August 9, 2012
To fuck so aggressively to the point at which you can barely breath
Dang, I just wanna get choked right now
Choke by No one did it right October 30, 2020
being up 3-0 in a best of 7 series and still losing. (see Yankees)
wow, the most important game of the year and they totally choked!
choke by east coast May 7, 2005
n. A small hole in a pipe, bong, or other smoking device with a smoke holding chamber. Located at the end of the chamber farthest from the smoker's mouth. A thumb or finger is placed over the hole during the initial inhalation so that smoke can be sucked into the holding chamber. After the chamber is filled with smoke, the choke is released and the smoke sucked out of the chamber with fresh air rushing in through the carb to displace it.
Shit man, you lied. You've never smoked before. You didn't even know enough to hold the choke!
Choke by callinghome November 1, 2004
Hey did you see the choke surfers that were out today at Sunset?
Choke by Hawaiians January 18, 2003
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