A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023
Get the "Straight" guymug. An awkward embrace, usually between two heterosexual men who are uncomfortable touching each other, in which each person uses only one hand to hold the other person close and uses the other hand to pat, slap, or punch the back of the other person. A straight-guy hug is used to insure that no one watching will think the two people are intimate or have an emotional attachment or sexual attraction to each other. Women and gay, bi, or trans men who are uncomfortable touching one another may also use a straight-guy hug.
by Michael Romans January 2, 2012
Get the straight-guy hugmug. Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.
Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.
Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.
A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."
by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004
Get the queer eye for the straight guymug. A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004
Get the queer eye for the straight guymug. I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.
by Teknodruid June 7, 2017
Get the Cream pie for the straight guymug. Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?
by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006
Get the queer eye for the straight guymug. A male who is straight but seems to be gay. He goes to salons, get petacures and manicures and is very fasionable.
by Anonymous January 23, 2007
Get the Straight Guy Seems Gaymug.