Definitions by Alleigh

jfu 

Short version of "just for you". Used by thugs and emo kids alike.

Alex: I made this JFU!
Kristyna: Aww no way! JFM?!
Alex: Yes No problem. It just reminded me of the crabs pole vaulting in the bathroom.

jfu by Alleigh May 22, 2008

Crabs Pole Vaulting 

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

Crabs Pole Vaulting by Alleigh May 22, 2008

Pre much 

Shortened version of "Pretty Much."

Krystina: "Hey did you hit that last night?"

Alex: "Yeah, pre much, but I don't know if he exploded."

Krystina: "Aure?"

Alex: "Yeah, it happens."

Pre much by Alleigh May 28, 2007