Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."
Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
by Alleigh May 22, 2008
Shortened version of "Pretty Much."
Krystina: "Hey did you hit that last night?"
Alex: "Yeah, pre much, but I don't know if he exploded."
Krystina: "Aure?"
Alex: "Yeah, it happens."
Alex: "Yeah, pre much, but I don't know if he exploded."
Krystina: "Aure?"
Alex: "Yeah, it happens."
by Alleigh May 13, 2007
Alex: I made this JFU!
Kristyna: Aww no way! JFM?!
Alex: Yes No problem. It just reminded me of the crabs pole vaulting in the bathroom.
Kristyna: Aww no way! JFM?!
Alex: Yes No problem. It just reminded me of the crabs pole vaulting in the bathroom.
by Alleigh May 22, 2008