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Burmese Mountain Tiger 

A sexual act that is supposedly described in some versions of the Kama Sutra. To perform this act, a woman lies spread-eagle on a bed while a man climbs 9 feet(3 meters) above her on a ladder. The man jumps off the ladder while growling like a tiger and spreading his arms in imitation of the pouncing jungle beast. The goal is to land inside of the woman's vagina.
When I failed to successfully complete the Burmese Mountain Tiger, I ruptured several blood vessels in my penis and had to be rushed to the emergency room.
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Rocky Mountain steam cleaner 

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.
Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.

Candy Mountain 

A place where your dreams come true, a place where candy stretches as far as the eye can see, and a place where you get your kidney removed.

Got publicity from the famous Charlie the Unicorn video on youtube.
Unicorn 1:Hey Charlie lets go to Candy Mountain Charlie.
Charlie: What is the prairie on fire.
Candy Mountain by Shark Attack 69 September 20, 2009

Wetback Mountain 

A skit on the Comedy Central show "Mind of Mencia" spoofing Brokeback Mountain. It starred Carlos Mencia and Mario Lopez playing two mexicans hiding who they are. They escape to the mountain to be true wetbacks.
quote from Wetback Mountain

Mario: Do you think they suspect anything?
Carlos: Nah, They just think we're gay.
Wetback Mountain by Willie Drake September 29, 2007

rocky mountain gopher piss 

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.
"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

Fire on the Mountain 

Expression : A West African, particularly Nigerian expression of surprise, usually from shock in a negative way or in response to someone exposing something scandalous.
Beverly : Mum, I'm Pregnant.
Beverly's African mum : You said WHAT?!? Fire on the mountain!! Pregnant?!? Am I hearing you Correctly??!!

Rocky Mountain Dump Truck 

While a female rides you reverse cowgirl, she drops a deuce on your stomach and chest.
she gives a wicked rocky mountain dump truck.