Jonathan

Thor’s Hammer according to Paul Rudd

Jonathan can only be held by those deemed worthy

by Mrs.Nesbit November 23, 2021

jonathan mayonnaise

The sexiest man know to man kind

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*

by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023

Jonathan

A great guy who loves to help out. Very Handsome and funny, can make you laugh whenever you're down. Very protective of the people he cares for. He respects and appreciates everybody and is very accepting of everybody. Can be sarcastic sometimes, but you know he's just joking. He has great style and a great attitude no matter what!! He's an awesome leader and an awesome peer! Everybody needs a Jonathan in his life.

Person 1: Look at that guy! He has great style!
Person 2: Oh yes! That Jonathan aka Jonny! He's a great guy.

by pypopuu September 13, 2022

Jonathan Williams

The boy who I love most in the world. He makes me feel like a princess, and always puts my feelings first. He always makes sure I am comfortable, gives the best kisses, and is very hot. His sleepy voice is one of my favorite things in the world. He is one of those people who you could spend every day with and not get tired of. I want to spend every day of my life with him. He's the best person to have as your first love, and will always hold a special place in my heart. He's not only a great boyfriend, but he is like a built in best friend too. You can really have a laugh with him, and you fall more and more in love with him every time he cracks a sarcastic joke. Hes so patient with me, especially when he teaches me to play video games. AND HES TALL I LOVE THAT

S: I Love you Jonathan Williams

by cherry cosmos July 30, 2022

jonathan from church

jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok

i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church

by anonymous January 3, 2022

jonathan trickey

Jonathan is a type of guy that looks out for his friends. He is caring, funny, sweet. He likes to go out with girls that have a sense of humour, but are not crazy and loud. He likes girls that start with A. Jonathan is sexy and handsome.

Jonathan Trickey, will you marry me?

by Naroia Slovakdeis March 27, 2017

Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.

Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch”

by imhabesha March 16, 2019