Pirate hook

When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.

I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.

by xvortim April 23, 2018

Lucky Fish Hook

A two card hand in poker (usually texas hold 'em) which is exactly a Jack and a Seven of any suit. The Jack implies the "Hook" while the "Lucky" aspect comes from the "lucky number seven" that accompanies it.

The dealer dealt me a Jack and a Seven, I have the Lucky Fish Hook.

by Zac Wyer April 26, 2006

Brazilian Hook

A sexually aggressive act of foreplay or haptosis, popularized by Brazilian men at Carnivale; in which a man hooks his finger up a womans skirt to stimulate her pussy.

At Mardi Gras, a drunk girl grabbed my balls, so I reciprocated with the Brazilian hook.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

racial hook up

When the only two people of a race in a social area (school, work, etc) get together.

Jon: Yo did you hear Anthony Chan and Pan Lee hooked up?!
Anthony: No way shes smokin and he's... well...
Jon: I know man. Gotta be the racial hook up.

by Jon Bach September 10, 2008

fish-hook

1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.

My testicles, I hate fish hooks!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

The Hook

1) A General term for punishment or penalization.

2) The red hook section of brooklyn new york.

1) Man your off the hook this time, but next time the cops might lock you up.

2) Me and my boys grew up around the hook.

by KoVaH November 27, 2003

fluffy hook

when someone sticks their finger up their ass and gets shit and ass hair on it and then creates a fish hook with their finger and sticks it in someone else's mouth.

kevin- "what'd you do to make jeremy so mad?"

greg- "aww, i gave him a fluffy hook the other night."

kevin- "ewwwww. no way man, that's nasty."

by iamoneofyou August 27, 2009