layla 

sweetest girl ever but she thinks that she is worthless

layla : why am i so stupid
Guy best friend : no youŕ re not (aww....she is so cute i just want to kiss her)
layla : stop tring to cheer me up i am ho....
(he kisses her)
layla: (blushes) what was that for

Guy Best friend : something i have been waiting for :)

layla by rita rose May 27, 2018

bozone layer 

The so-called "Bozone layer" is a thick, impenetrable shroud of bozone that surrounds all intelectually challenged people. When an bozone layer appears, it is hard to get rid of, and on the contrary it grows, blocking out all intelligent thoughts from reaching the victim. Though many tests have been performed, we have yet to discover a substance which creates bozone holes.

-Gee, he has a thick bozone layer!
-Huh...
-I wasn't talking to you.

bozone layer by Moonflash May 13, 2005

Layer cake 

Doing the “layer cake” consists of stacking one woman on top of another and positioning yourself behind them to alternate fucking one and then the other in the ass.

Want to come over tonight and make a layer cake out of me and Angela?

Layer cake by Dreibb November 11, 2021

layan 

An amazing girl with an amazing sense of humor.

If you know a Layan, you're a lucky guy.

layan by samsamkkkkk May 14, 2020

layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

layin' cable by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Laying a cable 

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

Laying a cable by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

layeba

Layeba, also spelled as Laiba is an arabic name for a girl. Layeba is the name of the most beautiful hoor of the heavens.

Layeba is always very chill and has a great smile which can win any heart. Layeba is also very understand and is like an inspiration to others.

Layeba made me smile today.

layeba by 21charmander May 2, 2018