blonde moment

when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence

oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry

by E dawg February 15, 2004

Heat of the moment

N. The number one most used excuse for cheating, and/or unprotected sex.

Guy: How could you cheat on me with that dude at the party?
Girl: Well I got caught up in the heat of the moment and...

Dad: Why didnt you use a condom, now she's pregant!
Son: we got caught up in the heat of the moment...

by Young Enigma January 2, 2010

macaca moment

When a politician makes a comment so offensive that it costs him/her the election. Originally refers to an offhand comment made by former Sen. George Allen, calling a volunteer filming the event 'macaca' that was widely broadcast via. YouTube.

The Governor had a macaca moment on Tuesday when he insulted the ethnicity of an audience member.

by MassHole AWD April 16, 2007

Bruh Moment

A moment that makes you go "Bruh"

Jim: "I dropped my freaking bagel this morning"
Tyrone: "That's a Bruh Moment my neighba"

by JesseSlaughterAKADamien April 4, 2019

microsoft meditation moment

waiting for a computer to reboot

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"

by Daniel Trivin August 22, 2006

Nada Moment

Nada Moment, variation on the old fashioned 'Blonde Moment.'

Nada represents all things dumb, derived original spanish meaning of Nada e.g. Nothing.

Nothing, no idea, etc.

"I just had a nada moment!"

Person 1: What kinda food do you like?
Person 2: I love lamb, chicken, oh and lobster ROCKS!
Person 1: What is a lobster rock?
Person 2: That is so NADA!
Person 1: Oh sh*t, I just had a nada moment.

by nada syndrome December 25, 2009

Mug Moment

When mug is on the menu, a moment of pure shock and awe.

Customer: Do you have A&W?
Waiter: Is mug okay?

Customer:YOU HAVE MUG???
Customer: “MUG MOMENT”

by MugMaster277 December 10, 2021