Cankle 

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

Cankle by David May 23, 2004

cranky 

When someone is upset, anygry, or unhappy. Another word for "Pissed Off". Usually said in a non-offensive manner.

Wake me up and I'll get cranky

cranky by tkkw May 13, 2005

cranky pirate 

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"

This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.

cranky pirate by Stand Ablaze May 17, 2006

Cankles 

Calf to ankle. No ankle. Just one leg minus an ankle

Kendall stephens has the worst cankles I have ever seen

Cankles by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015

canker blossom 

An STD infested slut, a thief of love and innocence.

That canker blossom gave me the scratchies.

canker blossom by SubmitNow January 4, 2012

chanksploon 

hug someone so tight that they die

"I'll chanksploon your mum" (something like that) -Phil lester

chanksploon by @nikki.c_ on insta March 4, 2016

Crankalanxious

When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon.

I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious.

Crankalanxious by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010